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Sensationalism

A man sees a woman getting chased by a dog. When the dog is about to bite the woman, the man intervenes and kicks the dog far away. A texan reporter was witnessing the brave act of the man.
Reporter thought this would make great news, and he must publish this in his newspaper before competitor knows. He put to gather the headline to read:
"LOCAL HERO SAVES A PRETTY LADY FROM A DOG"
He started interviewing the man. The man replied, "Thank you, but I am not from this city. I am a visitor from New York."
Reporter thought in that case the headline will change to:
"A TOURIST SAVES A TEXAN PRETTY WOMAN FROM A DOG".
The man clarified, "Sir, actually, I visit here often for business but I am not a tourist, I am a long time green card holder immigrant Syrian national."
Next day, the headline in the paper read:
"A TERRORIST ATTACKS A LOCAL AMERICAN DOG."

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