One day, a bear and a rabbit were walking trough the woods when they saw a golden frog. The frog said 'I don't see many people, but when I do I grant them three wishes.
The bear looks at the rabbit and says 'That means three each'. The bear then says, "I wish all the bears in this forest were female."
The rabbit wishes for a motorbike. The bear looks at the rabbit, then says, "in fact, I wish all the bears in the next forest were female, too."
The rabbit wishes for a crash helmet. The bear (getting a bit carried away), "I wish all the bears in the WORLD were female!!"
Then,the rabbit puts on the helmet, revs the bike and says, "I wish that bear right there was gay" and rides away.