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Why do elephants paint their feet yellow?
  To hide upside down in bowls of custard.

Have you ever seen an elephant upside down in your custard?
  Then it must work.


How do you get elephants to go into a Mini Cooper?
  Tell them there's custard in there.


How do you know that an elephant has been in your fridge?
  Yellow footprints in the egg tray.


How do you tell if there is an elephant in your fridge?
  Footprints in the butter.

Category: Animals