A few people are sitting in a bar when one guy says, 'My name is Larry, and I am a SNAG.'
Another guy says, 'What's that?' The first guy says, 'That means I am a Single, New Age Guy.'
Another one says, 'My name is Gary, and I am a DINK.
A girl asks, 'What's that?'
He says, 'That means I am a Double Income, No Kids.'
A lady says, 'That's nice. My name is Gertrude, and I am a WIFE.'
Larry says, 'A wife? What's a wife?'
She says, 'That means, 'Wash, Iron, Fuck, Etc.'