Twice
Jaffal, an Italian and an American are in a Liberated Baghdad bar one night having a beer.
The Italian drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Italy our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink from the same one twice."
The American, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In America we have so much sand to make the glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice, either."
Jaffal, insurance man, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the Italian and the American and catches his glass. He says, "In Iraq we have so many Italians and Americans that we don't need to drink with the same ones twice."
The Italian drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Italy our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink from the same one twice."
The American, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In America we have so much sand to make the glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice, either."
Jaffal, insurance man, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the Italian and the American and catches his glass. He says, "In Iraq we have so many Italians and Americans that we don't need to drink with the same ones twice."
Category: Bar
