Drunkard's Logic
A drunkard's logic:
If you drink, you get drunk.
If you get drunk, you go to sleep.
If you go to sleep, you do not sin.
If you do not sin, you go to heaven.
Therefore, drink and go to heaven!
If you drink, you get drunk.
If you get drunk, you go to sleep.
If you go to sleep, you do not sin.
If you do not sin, you go to heaven.
Therefore, drink and go to heaven!
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