A blonde wrote a letter to Deodorant Company.
To Whom it may concern:
I wish to complain - the instructions on your deodorant were very misleading.
I followed your instructions on a stick of deodorant to the letter:
(1) 'Take Off Top, (2) Push Up Bottom'.
Well, I was left semi-naked and in inconsiderable pain. Needless to say, it didn't help my perspiring.
Now I understand my error, but it's time that the writers of these instructions take responsibility for the resulting actions. The slogan on the front - 'Sure Won't Let You Down', was correct; I was unable to sit down all morning.