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A blonde is complaining to her friend about the bad day she'd had at work. Her boss had suffered a heart attack and died.
Her friend said, "How horrible! What did you do?"
The blonde shook her head. "There was nothing I could do. He kept yelling at me to call 9-1-1, but he wouldn't tell me the rest of the numbers..."

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