Two blondes were driving through Louisiana. As they were approaching Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town. They argued back and forth until they stopped at a fast-food restaurant for lunch.
As they stood at the counter, one blonde asked the manager, "Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are very slowly?"
The manager leaned over the counter and said: "Burrrrrrr-gerrrrrr Kiiiiiing."