A man took his wife to a Broadway show. During the first intermission he had to take a leak in the worst way, so he hurried to find the bathrooms.
He searched in vain for the bathrooms, and he finally found a beautiful fountain with foliage. Since nobody was watching, the man decided to take a leak in the fountain.
When he finally got back into the auditorium, the second act had already begun. He looked through the crowd in the dark until he found his wife. "Did I miss much of the second act?" he asked.
"Miss it?" she said, "You were in it!" |
