"I ain't ready to get married," Sam Rush told his buddy, Joe.
"But, when I do, I want a gal who's an economist in the kitchen, a sweet lady when we've got company and a fireball in the bedroom."
Well, time passed and Sam did get married. One day he again ran into Joe.
"How's life with you, Sam?" Joe asked.
"Fine and dandy, Joe. I did get myself hitched."
"Great! And is she just like the gal you described to me ?"
"Not exactly. I sure enough did get all the qualities in my wife that I wanted. But they came a little bit mixed. Jenny's a fireball in the kitchen, a sweet lady when we got company, but she's an economist in the bedroom."