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Picture Worth A Half-million Dollars

Rodney sat in his attorney's office.
"Do you want the bad news first or the terrible news?" asked the lawyer.
"Give me the bad news first."
"Your wife found a picture worth a half-million dollars.""
"That's the bad news?" asked Rodney incredulously. "I can't wait to hear the terrible news."
"It's of you and your mistress."

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