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A Solemn Pledge

Grandpa Cartmell was celebrating his 100th birthday and everybody complimented him on how athletic and well- preserved he appeared.
"I will tell you the secret of my success," he cackled. "My wife and I were married 75 years ago. On our wedding night, we made a solemn pledge. Whenever we had a fight, the one who was proved wrong would go outside and take a walk. Gentlemen, I have been in the open air day after day for some 75 years now."

Category: Couples