Health Canada scientists have suggested that men take a close look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis which revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. The theory is that drinking beer causes men to turn into women.
In order to test the finding, 100 men were each fed six pints of beer. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making any sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, were unable to think rationally, argued over nothing and flatly refused to apologize when wrong.
No further testing is planned. |
