God Grace
Bertha was worried about her husband George, so one day she took him to the doctor's. As the doctor called George in and looked him over, George began insisting, "There's nothing wrong with me. I know because God takes care of me."
What do you mean?" asked the doctor.
"Well," George responded, "when I go to the bathroom he turns the light on and off."
The doctor decided he had better talk to both George and his wife, so he calls Bertha into the room and begins to explain, "George says God turns the light on and off for him when he goes to the bathroom. Is it true that --"
"DAMMIT, George!" Bertha bursts out, "How many times do I have to tell you not to piss in the fridge?"
What do you mean?" asked the doctor.
"Well," George responded, "when I go to the bathroom he turns the light on and off."
The doctor decided he had better talk to both George and his wife, so he calls Bertha into the room and begins to explain, "George says God turns the light on and off for him when he goes to the bathroom. Is it true that --"
"DAMMIT, George!" Bertha bursts out, "How many times do I have to tell you not to piss in the fridge?"
Category: Doctors
