A Piece Of Mind

A man took his wife to a psychiatrist for an evaluation. After an examination, the doctor took the husband aside and said, "I have bad news. There is nothing I can do to help. Your wife has lost her mind completely."
"I guess I shouldn't be surprised," the man responded calmly. "After all, she has been giving me a piece of it every day for the last thirty-five years."

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