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Future Aspects

Now that they are retired, a husband and wife are discussing all the aspects of their future.
"What will you do if I die before you do?" he asked her.
After some thought, she said that she'd probably look for a house-sharing situation with three other single or widowed women who might be a little younger than herself, since she is so active for her age.
Then the wife asked her spouse, "What would you do if I die first?"
He replied, "Probably the same thing."

Category: Husband and Wife