At a cocktail party, an OBGY's wife noticed another guest, an attractive blonde literally spilling out of her skimpy dress, making obvious overtures toward her husband.
It was a large, informal gathering, so she tried to ignore it and keep quiet until she saw them disappear into a bedroom together.
She rushed into the room, jumped in the bed between them and screamed, "Look, Blonde! My husband just delivers babies, he doesn't plant them!"
Category: Husband and Wife