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Liar, Damn Liar

Wife asked her husband to go to the store to buy some cigarettes. He came to store and found it closed. He decided to go to a bar nearby and buy it from the vending machine to prove to the wife he is an achiever.
At the bar he runs into a beautiful woman, unable to control, he starts talking to her. They drank couple of beers together, one thing lead to another and they ended up in her apartment.
After they've had their fun, he realizes it is two hours past midnight. Deeply worried, He says, "Oh no, its so late, my wife's going to kill me. Have you got any talcum powder?" She gives him some talcum powder, which he rubbed on his hands and then he goes home.
His wife is waiting for him in the doorway, fuming to kill him. She blasted at him, "Where the hell have you been?"
Scarily he started explaining, "Well, honey, it's like this. I went to the store exactly as you asked, but they were closed. So I went to the bar to use the vending machine. I saw this great looking girl there and we had a few drinks and one thing led to another and I ended up in Bed with her."
"Oh yeah? Let me see your hands!" She grabbed his hands and saw they were covered with powder and says, "You God damn liar! You were playing pool again, weren't you?"

Category: Husband and Wife