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The upset husband was in his backyard, trying to fly a kite. He threw the kite up in the air, the wind caught it for a few seconds, then it came crashing back down to earth. He tried this and other monkey tricks a few more times with no success.
All the while, his wife who was watching him from the kitchen window, muttering to herself why men need to be told how to do every damn thing. She opened the window and yelled to the husband, "You need a piece of tail."
The husband turned with a confused look on the face and yelled to her, "Make up your mind. Last night, when I asked you, you told me flat to go fly a kite."

Category: Husband and Wife