The elderly woman had complained of abdominal swelling and pain. the doctor had examined her thoroughly and put her through a series of laboratory tests, the results of which were now in. "The plain fact, madam," said the doctor, "Is that you're pregnant."
"That's impossible!" shrieked the woman. "Why, I'm seventy-nine years old and my husband, although he still works is eighty-six!"
When the doctor insisted, the aging mother-to-be pulled over the desk phone and dialed her husband's office. When he was on the line, she began without any preliminaries. "You old goat!!" she snapped, "You got me pregnant!"
There was a long pause before the old man replied. "Please," he said in a quavering tone, "Who did you say was calling?"
Category: Husband and Wife