He said - Since I first laid eyes on you, I have wanted to make love to you really badly.
She said - Well, you succeeded.
He said - Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said - That's a good idea... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart.
He said - What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said -Turn sideways and look in the mirror.
Category: Husband and Wife