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Christian Scruples

A Chicago lawyer named George successfully defends a major crime lord from charges of dealing drugs, racketeering, murder, kidnapping,
and selling arms.
As he is leaving the courtroom, an indignant old woman grabs him by the arm. "Young man, where are your Christian scruples? I believe
you would defend Satan himself!"
"I don't know," George says, "what has your kid done?"

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