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Wily Interpreter

A Mumbai Don finds out that his deaf and dumb accountant has swindling hundred of millions bucks from him. So he brought his and his only, one client lawyer to communicate with stealing accountant in sign language.
The Don through the lawyer asks the accountant, "Where is the hundred million bucks you embezzled from me?"
The lawyer get the sign language response and conveys to Don, “He says, I don't know what you are talking about."
The angry Don pulls out a revolver, puts it to the accountant's head, and says: "Ask him again!"
The attorney asked, "The Don will kill you for sure if you don't tell him!"
The accountant signs back: "OK! You win! The money is in a dark satchel, buried behind the shed in my cousin Kalia's backyard in Zoopadpati!"
The Don asks the attorney: "Well, what did he say?"
The attorney replies, "He says you coward Don you don't have the guts to pull that trigger on me."

Category: Lawyer