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You Might Be A Lawyer If...

You are charging someone for reading these jokes.
You believe that a forty words' sentence is a short one.
You have a daughter named Sue and a son named Bill.
You can look at a contract and instantly tell whether it's verbal or written.
Your other car is a BMW.
Then you look in a mirror, you see a lawyer.
Then your wife says "I love you," you cross-examine her.

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