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Two lawyers were planning to go to Hawaii for their 12th anniversary. The lady told her husband that she has to finish her case and would come down in a week. The husband said ok and left for Hawaii.
It had been a week and the husband was going to email his wife to make sure she was still coming. He forgot her email address and put down what he remembered.
An old woman was sitting in her rocker crying because her husband had died 1 week ago and the computer said you've got mail, so she clicked on it and she fell to the floor dead. The house keeper ran in and found the woman dead. She didn't see why the woman died, but she looked on the computer screen and this is what it said "I have been down here for about a week now and it's really hot down here. I have been waiting for you. Come soon!
Love you lots,
Your husband

Category: Lawyer