Lunchbox Suicides
An Irishman, a Mexican, and a Sardar were doing construction work on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating lunch when the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage. If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building."
The Mexican opened his lunch box and said, "Burritos again?? If I get burritos one more time, I'm going to jump, too."
The Surdar opened his lunch and said, "Parathe again. If I get parathe one more time, I'm jumping, too."
The Next Day:
The Irishman opens his lunch box, sees corned beef and cabbage and jumps to his death. The Mexican opens his lunch box, sees a burrito and jumps to his death. The sardar opens his lunch, sees the parathe and also jumps to his death.
At the funeral, the Irishman's wife is weeping. She says, "If I had known how tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again."
The Mexican's wife also weeps and says, "I could have given him tacos or enchiladas. I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."
Everyone turned and stared at the Sardar's wife, and she said, "Hey, don't look at me... that dumb-ass used to make his own lunch."
The Mexican opened his lunch box and said, "Burritos again?? If I get burritos one more time, I'm going to jump, too."
The Surdar opened his lunch and said, "Parathe again. If I get parathe one more time, I'm jumping, too."
The Next Day:
The Irishman opens his lunch box, sees corned beef and cabbage and jumps to his death. The Mexican opens his lunch box, sees a burrito and jumps to his death. The sardar opens his lunch, sees the parathe and also jumps to his death.
At the funeral, the Irishman's wife is weeping. She says, "If I had known how tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again."
The Mexican's wife also weeps and says, "I could have given him tacos or enchiladas. I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."
Everyone turned and stared at the Sardar's wife, and she said, "Hey, don't look at me... that dumb-ass used to make his own lunch."
Category: Sardars
