A very rich maharajah decided to give his daughter and his kingdom to the guy who would bring to him the most precious ping-pong balls.
Indeed, some days later a guy brings a pair of golden balls, while another brought a pair of diamond ones and a third brought a ping-pong ball made of a very rare mineral found only in a remote part of the Amazon jungle.
The maharajah was ready to issue his decision, when suddenly our brave Santa, holding a pair of watermellon-shaped black things, shows up screaming "Hold it, I brought them."
The maharajah says "But, these are not ping-pong balls".
Santa, startled, says, "Ping Pong? Shit..I heard King Kong."