Santa And The Wandering Girlfriend

Santa Singh and Banta Singh were walking through the bazaar when they spotted Santa's girlfriend walking hand-in-hand with another guy. Santa just looks the other way and they walk on. Banta Singh was startled to see the easy way Santa Singh was taking the fact that his lady love was seen with someone else.
"What's wrong with you... this is the third time we've spotted her with another man and yet you don't do anything? You should have gone out and hit that man in the jaw!"
"I'm waiting," Santa said.
"Waiting for what?" asked Banta.
"Waiting to catch her with a smaller fellow."

Category: Sardars