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 HOME : Jokes : Sardars Type : Story 
 Santa Singh Goes To Kbc
Once Santa Singh goes to KBC. He gets on to the hot seat.
Amitabh: Apke Sath kaun aye hai?
No reply.
Amitabh (again): Apke Sath kaun aye hai?
Santa is quiet and Amitabh is getting impatient.
He shouts and stops the shooting.
Amitabh: Ap javab kyo nahi dete?
Santa: Pehle ap choice to dikhaiye.
Amitabh: There are no choices available for this question.
Santa: Then I will use the audience poll.
After playing well Santa wins upto 12.5 lakh with losing one lifeline of audience poll.
Amitabh : Apka 13th question 25 lakh yeh raha apke samne..
Contestant Santa Singh is tense.
Amitabh: Who is the father of Abhishek Bachan?
Computer Screen: A. Amitabh Bachan B. Laloo Prasad Yadav C. Mohammed Azharuddin D. General Pervert Musharaff.
Amitabh : Apka kya jawab hai?
But Santa is still confused.
Amitabh: Apke pas do lifeline hai.
Santa: I think it is A but am not sure.
Amitabh: Not sure... Hmmm, ap kya karna chahenge?
Santa: I would like to use a lifeline - phone a friend.
Amitabh: Ap kisko phone karna chahenge?
Santa: Mein Jaya Bachchan ji ko phone karna chahoonga...
 Joke # 52 of 101
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