Sardarji is buying a TV.
"Do you have color TVs?"
"Give me a green one, please."
Q: What do smart Sardars and UFOs have in common?
A: You always hear about them but you never see them.
Q: What is the Sardar doing when he holds his hands tightly over his ears?
A: Trying to hold on to a thought.
Q: Why do Sardars work seven days a week?
A: So you don't have to re-train them on Monday.
Q: Why can't Sardars make ice cubes?
A: They always forget the recipe.
Q: How did the Sardar try to kill the bird?
A: He threw it off a cliff.
Q: What do you call 10 Sardars standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel