Ek sardarji ke bachcha nahin hota saat saal se... goes to a doctor and asks, "What's wrong with me." Doctor says lot of problem but there's a solution...go to a woman who's 7 months pregnant & suck milk from her breasts then you'll be okay.
Sardarji goes to her wife & tells her. She says, "Apni padosan ke bachcha hone wala hai usse try karo." Sardarji goes to her & tells her the story...she gets very angry & says, "Sardarji, main to apko bhai samajhti thi aur aap kya nikle..apko sharam aani chaahiye." Sardarji poora jor lagadete hain samjhane main. Kahata hai, "Meri zindagi kaa sawal hai main saari umar aapka ehsaan maanooga."
In the end she agrees but says come tomorrow when my husband goes out. Sardarji goes to her house & starts sucking her breasts. After some time the padosan who didn't have any sex for so long gets hot & says, "Sardarji aur kuch chahiye to woh bhi maang lo." He says, "No, no, everything is fine." After some time she again says, "Sardarji kuch aur chahiye to soch lo aur maang lo," but he nahin nahin sab theek hai... Now she's really hot & unable to bear anything so she says, "Sardarji aaj apko doodh peene ke saath jo kuch bhi chahiye woh maang lo. Jo ichcha ho woh bol do."
Sardarji says, "Bhen, 2 biscuit mil jaate doodh ke saath to badi meharbaani hoti".