Once upon a time Santa Singh and Banta Singh were walking towards each other on a country road. Santa Singh was carrying a burlap bag over his shoulder.
"Oye Sante" Banta drawled, "what's in the bag?"
"Chickens," was the reply.
Banta: "If I guess how many, can I have one?"
Santa: "You can have both of them."
Banta: "OK, let's see, Five?"