One fine morning a sardar goes for a ride in his car. He is enjoying his ride when suddenly he sees another sardarji in the middle of a field rowing a boat.
Puzzled he stops the car and standing at the edge of the road screams, "What are you doing rowing a boat in a field?"
The sardarji answers "It is an ocean of wheat and I am rowing a boat in the ocean."
The sardar angrily says "It is because of sardars like you we have a bad name. If only I knew to swim I would have come there and beaten you up".