4 guys are discussing how they get their wives to let them play golf every Sunday morning.
The first says "Every Saturday night I take my wife out to an expensive dinner".
The second says "Every Saturday I clean the house for my wife".
The third says "Every Saturday I let my wife go shopping and she can buy whatever she wants".
The fourth guy just looks at the other three and just shakes his head. "You guys go it all wrong." On Sunday morning I get up at 5:00am, shake my wife and say golf course or intercourse?