Naked Woman On The Golf Course

A very avid golfer was lined up and ready on the 17th tee when out of the woods came a naked girl who ran past him and into the woods on the other side of the tee.
Being the avid golfer he was, he once again beared down on the ball and right in the middle of his backswing a guy in a white coat ran out of the woods and asked him if a naked lady ran past.
Our golfer said, "Yes, she ran into the woods".
The guy in the white coat said thanks and ran after her.
Our golfer again prepared to hit the ball when all of a sudden another man in a white coat came out of the woods carrying a 5 gallon bucket of sand and asked if he had seen a man in a white coat come through her chasing a naked lady.
He said yes, they ran that way through the woods.
The man said thanks and started to run off when the golfer stopped him and asked, "Hey, what's going on?"
The guy explained, "You see, we work at a sanitarium nearby. Every now and then that girl gets away and, all she wants to do is get naked and make love."
The golfer then asked, "Well, what's the bucket of sand for???"
The guy in the white coat said, "Oh, that's my handicap. You see, I caught her the last time!!"

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