Tee Off

Bob stood over his tee shot, adjusting and readjusting his stance over and over again, making his golf buddy crazy.
Finally his friend said, "What the hell is taking you so long! Hit the ball already!"
"Give me a minute," Bob replied. "My wife is up there watching me from the clubhouse and I want to make this a perfect shot."
His friend said, "Man, you don't stand a snowball's chance in hell of hitting her from here!"

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