A panic-stricken golfer charged into the clubhouse, grabbed the pro by the arm and said, "You gotta help! I was on the 9th hole and I hit a terrible slice. The ball sailed right off the course and hit a guy riding a motorcycle. He lost control and swerved into the path of a truck. The truck tried to stop but jack-knifed, rolled over and broke apart. It was carrying thousands of bee hives and now the angry bees are attacking everyone in sight. It's awful! It's a disaster! What should I do?"
And the pro answered, "Well, the first thing is you've got to keep your arms straight and remember to get your right hand a bit more under the club..."