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Government Office

A bored state government employee decides to see what's in his old filing cabinet.
He pokes through the contents of the cabinet and comes across an old brass lamp.
"This would look nice on my mantelpiece," he thinks, so he takes it home with him.
Later that evening, while polishing the lamp, a genie appears and grants the state government employee three wishes.
"I wish for an ice cold diet Coke."
Poof! A can of Coke appears before him on his desk, so he picks it up and guzzles it down.
Now that he can think more clearly, he asks for his second wish, "I wish to be on an island where beautiful female nymphomaniacs reside."
Poof! Suddenly, he is on an island with gorgeous females eyeing him lustfully.
He then asks the genie for his third and last wish, "I wish I'd never have to work again."
Poof! He's back in his government office.

Category: Work