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Me -vs- Da Boss

When you take a long time, you're slow. When
your boss takes a long time, he's thorough.
When you don't do it, you're lazy. When your
boss doesn't do it, he's too busy.
When you make a mistake, you're an idiot. When
your boss makes a mistake, he's only human.
When doing something without being told, you're
overstepping your authority. When your boss does
the same thing, that's initiative.
When you take a stand, you're being bull-headed.
When your boss does it, he's being firm.
When you overlooked a rule of etiquette, you're
being rude. When your boss skips a few rules,
he's being original.
When you please your boss, you're apple polishing.
When your boss pleases his boss, he's being co-operative.
When you're out of the office, you're wandering
around. When your boss is out of the office,
he's on business.
When you're on a day off sick, you're always
sick. When your boss is a day off sick, he must
be very ill.
When you apply for leave, you must be going
for an interview. When your boss applies for
leave, it's because he's overworked.

Category: Work