It is now and always has been the policy of this department to assure its students that they are well educated. Through our Special High Intensity Training program (SHIT), we have given our students more SHIT than any other college in the area.
If any student feels that he or she could advance to another college by taking more SHIT, see the department chairperson.
Our teachers are specially trained to assure that students will get all the SHIT that they can handle.
Any individual who feels he or she has nor received sufficient Special High Intensity Training, tell your teacher, so he/she can put you at the top of the SHIT list.